“The mating dance of the wild Storki is a complicated affair, full of posturing and flamboyance. The confidence of these two intelligent males, seen here coming together in the height of the season’s heat, could make for a splendid match - or for devastating heartbreak and eventual defenestration. Ahh, yes, yes, we see here the taller of the two making his move - oh, but what’s this? It seems that, despite the impressive length and rigidity of his staff, he is unable to perform. The poor darling, what a blow to his pri—- oh, and it seems the other male is mocking him. Never a good call, as the rebuffed male of the Storki species can often be quite vio—— and there he goes! Is he— why yes, yes he is —- ahh, and going, going, gone! The taller male has summarily dismissed and tossed his would-be mate from the nest! Good people, the smaller male has been spurned! Spurned once again! No luck this time, gents. Perhaps he’s return to give it a go-around tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, let’s cross our fingers for the star-crossed darlings in hopes that this is not the last we see of their passionate, volatile courtship. And be sure to tune in next time for the thrilling sequel to our segment - Storki: Gone Wild! Until then, everyone! Tu-da-loo~!